Penis News Story - Russian Woman Blows Chance for Breakfast in Bed

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RUSSIAN WOMAN BLOWS CHANCE FOR BREAKFAST IN BED

RUSSIA - A 30-year-old Russian couple will think twice from now on before having "sausage" with their pancakes. The woman was evidentially performing oral sex on her boyfriend while he was frying pancakes in their kitchen. The tragedy occurred when he dropped the cast-iron pan on her head. The intense pain caused her to involuntarily grit her teeth. As a result, the man is being treated for severe bite wounds on his penis, while his partner suffered a concussion.