PENIS
NEWS
Peruvian
Man Cuts Off Testicle
A Peruvian
man who last year chopped off his penis in protest at not having a job
has sliced off one of his testicles because of his low pay. 36 yr old
laborer Eduardo Velez, whose penis has been successfully re-attached,
made his unusual protest outside the country's parliament. He asked
guards outside the Lima building to let him speak to president Carlos
Ferrero Costa. When they refused, he pulled out a knife and cut off his
left testicle. According to sources, he was taken to the dos de mayo
hospital. Doctors failed to reattach the testicle during emergency
surgery. Velez says he's doing all this to protest his terrible
situation. Hospital spokesman Carlos Viera said Velez could still enjoy
a normal sex life.
