Penis News Story - More Tales from the Fake Penis Front

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MORE TALES FROM THE FAKE PENIS FRONT

SAN ANTONIO - According to APBnews, heroin addict Micah Sheehan was caught using a fake penis while being urine tested for drugs by his parole officers. According to eye witnesses, the telltale signs were evident by the bleached pink appearance of the penis, and the fact that when he urinated it came out in a sprinkler-like fashion. The final give-away came when he fumbled his organ and it fell on the floor. His failed attempt at avoiding a drug screening could mean a return prison sentence where he will be required to bring his real penis.