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TALES FROM THE FAKE PENIS FRONT
SAN ANTONIO - According to
APBnews, heroin addict Micah Sheehan was caught using a fake penis
while being urine tested for drugs by his parole officers. According
to eye witnesses, the telltale signs were evident by the bleached pink
appearance of the penis, and the fact that when he urinated it came
out in a sprinkler-like fashion. The final give-away came when he
fumbled his organ and it fell on the floor. His failed attempt at
avoiding a drug screening could mean a return prison sentence where he
will be required to bring his real penis.