German
Penises Can't Fill The Average Condom
Germany
has demanded a rethink of guidelines on condom size after finding its
average penis did not measure up.
Doctors recently were ordered by the government's health department to
check out the average size suggested by Brussels.
They reported the overestimated size of the average penis by almost 20%
and insisted other countries will discover the same.
Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said:
"by checking hundreds of patients they found German penises were
too small for standard condoms.
"On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes
them much smaller than the standard condom size of 17 cms in length and
5.6 cms in width."
He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe. And if
other countries were to check out their men's assets they would find the
average condom sizing is mistaken in its calculations as well.
Some say with this new discovery, Hitler was the last big prick to live
in Germany.
